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Useless People 2011 - The First

1) musician Heinz Rudolf Kunze has for decades the attic that is not repaired, because he thinks he's artistic value .
2) Pop singer Katie Melua has a fear of heights and hanging wood before the cottage.
3) Moderator Reinhold Beckmann smokes pot with Sammer.
4) FDP chairman Birgit Homburger dyed their hair with printer ink.
5) Regina Halmich is not ugly, but still useless.
6) director Dieter Wedel pleased with Bernd Eichinger's Express End and keeps everyone for replaceable. Nothing to add.
7) Pop-Model Liliana Matthew has rhinestones for a deceased politician.
8) U.S. rapper 50 Cent may make shit gold.
9) Hollywood star Charlie Sheen can only count to two and a half.

10) Prince Albert of Monaco fought his boredom liked by scratching his bald head.
11) The writer-director Wim Wenders learned from Donald Duck more about life than in school. This is not unusual for a former eraser.
12) Pop queen Lady Gaga can puke on command.
13) U.S. songwriter Alanis Morissette their twitters Baby and feeding their families daily blog.

14) If the actress Lindsay Lohan borrows something, you can see it again than to court.
15) The multi-talented Mark Wahlberg has got rid of after twenty long laser sessions still not be Marky Mark tattoo.
16) Janet Jackson business at a young age excessive head banging against walls and pushes today the "buck" to their brothers.
17) David Hasselhoff talks in his sleep with KITT and dreams of a talking hamburger.
18) The British composer Richard Thomas is planning an opera about the life of Anna Nicole Smith in London be listed. Unfortunately, he takes for the breasts not appropriate actors.

19) The former world goalkeeper Oliver Kahn will be become a father again. Apparently his girlfriend Svenja brought to Munich in a pen a cute monkey boy world.
20) Victoria Beckham's fourth child is being hatched in the case of premature birth in a shoe box.
21) Alt-Hippie Rainer Langhans has penis envy. As befits a media-hot bag just heard (Source: Upper Uschi Meier).
22) The hair of teen swarm Justin Bieber have to be retouched for press photos. The reason: Oversized head lice.
23) Crown Princess Mette-Marit preventing pregnancies as befits a monarch belongs: with smooth tiaras.
24) celebrity blogger Perez Hilton's greatest wish: To Elton John to blow the march.
25) Elton John's greatest wish: a spectacle monument on the Piccadilly Circus.
26) George Clooney has survived for the second time a malaria infection. The virus finds him still seem to be disgusting.


27) pilot's daughter, Catherine Elizabeth "Kate" Middleton Prince William can not smell. She was just keen on a blue sapphire.
28) If Italy's Mafia boss Silvio Berlusconi, the red light gets too much, he goes out in his garden.
29) Ex-talented Oliver Pocher considered itself, which, after expiration would make his contract professionally. In question are actually only home, jewelry designer, or sidekick of martial artist Christine Theiss.
30) useless for almost 30 years, Hosni Mubarak.